little.lulu.

I do believe Robin Thicke will now sing me into sleep.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:42:46 -0500

(via fearbythousands) mmm….hmmmm.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:41:56 -0500

(via fearbythousands)

mmm….hmmmm.

Dear system administrator

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:14:22 -0500

FU and your ‘mailbox is over the size limit’ emails I CONSTANTLY get from you

As my sister would have said when she was 5, "It's winding (when-ding) outside"

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:55:54 -0500

Ok that apple for dinner didn't quite cut it.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:53:33 -0500

I win by default because my roommate went to bed.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:53:06 -0500

gamesockson:

But really everybody loses.

“but really everybody loses”

lolz of the day :oP

amateur hour part 2

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:51:52 -0500

When are the crazy smartie scientists going to unlock the key to using more of our brains? I wanna be all savant like too.

amateur hour part 1

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:50:13 -0500

Thinking of intelligent lifeforms other than on Earth boggles my mind. I mean, in a universe so vast we can’t even begin to wrap our minds around, how could there NOT be? Then I start imagining it and it’s just…strange to think about. Not strange to think about, just hard to visualize.

If things don't work out with Peyton M., I'm really not sure where I'll go from there.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:45:19 -0500

ION, I’ve just added some names to my baby name list:

(well, Peyton was already listed, but it’s now listed under either/or gender)

Carson

Palmer

I like Palmer. What’s a middle name for Palmer?

gpoyw - no no no Im not stressed edition

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:08:46 -0500

gpoyw - no no no Im not stressed edition

How many years did/will it take you to get a degree, and are you working in your field of study now?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:04:24 -0500

shorterexcerpts:

matt-t:

(via getyourjacketon)
4 (unfortunately) and yes. Majored in Risk Mgmt and am a risk analyst.

Five years for a BA English. And I suppose I sort of use it in my day job (well, the bullshitting part anyway. I’ve also spent two years in sales.) Oh, and keep your Avenue Q songs to yourself thanks.

5 years BBA - marketing/intl business. I suppose I’m using it as I work at one of the largest global mkt research companies

on getting an employment visa

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:59:55 -0500

CIBT helpline: We can also offer you prepackaged fed ex labeled box to ensure your passport gets to us safely....
Me: Oh no that's okay. We use Fed Ex at work and will have those boxes as well, but thank you.
CIBT helpline: We also offer a global phone rental service..... etc etc ect....
Me: Oh no thank you. We've been given Blackberries
CIBT helpline: Oh you work for a wonderful company!
Me: heheheheheheheheh. hahahhaha. Yeah I was surprised.

"Even if you think the flame has died, there’s at least one lyric that’ll hit that last hot spot, and..."

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:52:13 -0500

“Even if you think the flame has died, there’s at least one lyric that’ll hit that last hot spot, and then you’ll find yourself as fucked as you were the day you lied and said you never wanted to see her again.”

- John Mayer (via population1)

kelseymcardle: dontcookbilly: exspectator: inthefade: Creeden...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:50:33 -0500

kelseymcardle:

dontcookbilly:

exspectator:

inthefade:

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Have You Ever Seen The Rain?

Why yes, CCR, I have. It’s right out my window. And it’s raining like it’s never going to stop. There’s also wind. Heavy, hard wind that’s blowing deflated Santas and elves down the street. It’s a freaking monsoon out there.

For the Colonel.